The Failing Times

I guess I just basically don't buy it

The future is now and it sucks!

Jan 25, 2022 • 

Peter Kelly

November 2021

The Ocean

Someone was wrong on the internet

Nov 9, 2021 • 

Peter Kelly

1

September 2021

A Problem From Hell (Canada)

It's that sweet bird content you sick fucks crave

Sep 15, 2021 • 

Peter Kelly

It's Free Real Estate

Do you know who Prester John is?

Sep 10, 2021 • 

Peter Kelly

2

August 2021

Men

REAL men

Aug 31, 2021 • 

Peter Kelly

1

July 2020

Ah fuck they cancelled Ozyfest this year

If you lived in New York in 2018, or were very much online during that period, you probably remember this:

Jul 10, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

1

The 4th

This year especially, and for good reason, you saw a fair share of scold posts insisting that the 4th of July is an expression of evil and that you need…

Jul 6, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

1

June 2020

It doesn't actually work like that

haha ad model go brrrr

Jun 30, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

Equipping "Cry" Materia

FF7 Remake I am 12 give me mountain doo

Jun 23, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

Debt-Ridden via Dingers

or: this is a direct threat on the life of Derek Jeter

Jun 18, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

1

Explain to me how a Goomba poses any kind of threat to Mario

^^what exactly is threatening about this?

Jun 16, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly

The Mission To Save Pete Davidson’s Dad

A new movie by: Peter!

Jun 10, 2020 • 

Peter Kelly