Archive - The Failing Times

I guess I just basically don't buy it

The future is now and it sucks!

Jan 25, 2022 •

November 2021

Someone was wrong on the internet

Nov 9, 2021 •

September 2021

A Problem From Hell (Canada)

It's that sweet bird content you sick fucks crave

Sep 15, 2021 •

It's Free Real Estate

Do you know who Prester John is? This was new to me as well; I’m reading Patrick Wyman’s The Verge: Reformation, Renaissance, and Forty Years that Shook…

Sep 10, 2021 •

August 2021

Aug 31, 2021 •

July 2020

Ah fuck they cancelled Ozyfest this year

If you lived in New York in 2018, or were very much online during that period, you probably remember this: Ah, but only real Ozyheads such as myself…

Jul 10, 2020 •

This year especially, and for good reason, you saw a fair share of scold posts insisting that the 4th of July is an expression of evil and that you need…

Jul 6, 2020 •

June 2020

It doesn't actually work like that

haha ad model go brrrr

Jun 30, 2020 •

Equipping "Cry" Materia

FF7 Remake I am 12 give me mountain doo

Jun 23, 2020 •

Debt-Ridden via Dingers

or: this is a direct threat on the life of Derek Jeter

Jun 18, 2020 •

Explain to me how a Goomba poses any kind of threat to Mario

^^what exactly is threatening about this? Putting aside donkey kong, which I will not be discussing at this time, the first obstacle you encounter in…

Jun 16, 2020 •

The Mission To Save Pete Davidson’s Dad

A new movie by: Peter!

Jun 10, 2020 •

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