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Someone was wrong on the internet
Nov 9, 2021 • 
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Men
REAL men
Aug 31, 2021 • 
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It's Free Real Estate
Do you know who Prester John is?
Sep 10, 2021 • 
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Ah fuck they cancelled Ozyfest this year
If you lived in New York in 2018, or were very much online during that period, you probably remember this:
Jul 10, 2020 • 
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The 4th
This year especially, and for good reason, you saw a fair share of scold posts insisting that the 4th of July is an expression of evil and that you need…
Jul 6, 2020 • 
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Debt-Ridden via Dingers
or: this is a direct threat on the life of Derek Jeter
Jun 18, 2020 • 
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A Problem From Hell (Canada)
It's that sweet bird content you sick fucks crave
Sep 15, 2021 • 
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I guess I just basically don't buy it
The future is now and it sucks!
Jan 25, 2022 • 
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On Hermiting
They're calling it "hermiting" and teens are doing it to get high
May 18, 2020 • 
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Just Some Goddamn Links
I am a disappointment to you and a disappointment to myself.
May 27, 2020 • 
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Just Some Goddamn Links
It doesn't actually work like that
haha ad model go brrrr
Jun 30, 2020 • 
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The Mission To Save Pete Davidson’s Dad
A new movie by: Peter!
Jun 10, 2020 • 
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